ginandbird:

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '

DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

love everything about this.
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bizarro-sai:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

micdotcom:

Fans are taking ‘Where’s Gamora?’ into their own hands

As many frustrated fans have pointed out online, much of the official Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise leaves out Gamora, one of the movie’s five titular Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana. Though Gamora has an equal amount of screen time as her male colleagues, and Saldana is second-billed after Chris Pratt, Gamora is mysteriously absent in some egregious ways.

Unfortunately, this is nothing new

apparently boys can’t wear pictures of women on their shirts

as opposed to women … who also aren’t allowed to wear pictures of women on their shirts

ARE there gotg shirts made for women?? 

You should groveling in shame, Children’s Place. Burn ‘em, internet. Burn ‘em good.

4 minutes ago |  via |  source | 18650

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

10 minutes ago |  via |  source | 19305

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 369142

haha-your-face:

Oh my god that’s so cute

(Source: kenlovers)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 455432

time for bed u little shit

1 day ago |  via |  source | 728214

al-grave:

hkirkh:

Woman is mobbed by hundreds of feral rabbits.

Most adorable Alfred Hitchcock film ever.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 681

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

1 day ago |  via |  source | 323156

al-grave:

hkirkh:

Confirming Panda’s are indeed not very good at slides.

Why does the panda-matrix glitch at the bottom?

1 day ago |  via |  source | 1541

hkirkh:

On the mean streets of Denver

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