agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

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poseidon:oh no atlantis is on fire
poseidon:i should probably do something, being the god of the sea and all that
poseidon:have some water, peasants
poseidon:
poseidon:
poseidon:wAIT
poseidon:I FUCKED UP
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blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:

Halls has no chill

b y e

oh

my

god

(Source: waveseason)

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generally:

im fuckin dying 

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coopercinno:

#humerus

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charshie-why:

gretlusky:

freddy2712:

Wow did they just really?

My heart just stopped in that part :( i was not prepared 

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S STILL SEMI-CLEVER THAT THEY USED THAT CLIP FROM THE ORIGINAL SHOW BECAUSE THE EPISODE TITLE FROM THAT CLIP OF THE ORIGINAL SHOW LITERALLY IS “MASKS”

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joyseeker56:

silvermoon424:

the-pietriarchy:

if I ever get kidnapped I’m going to be so annoying that they’ll pay me to go instead

Remember that episode of Spongebob where the Flying Dutchman took Spongebob as payment or whatever and then returned him literally 15 seconds later because he was so fucking annoying?

That’s my plan.

My plan too!

There’s actually a short story somewhere in the world of literature about this.

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janedoodles:

pagansinthewaterways:

seismyx:

andrewbreitel:

dan—iel:

vapid-victor:

A day of high school students in Korea.

fuck you guys this is hilarious ok

THIS IS WAY FUNNIER THAN IT SHOULD BE OH MY GOD

THE FIRST THING I EVER SAW ON TUMBLR.

i mean hey its how i got through highschool

WAS HE UNPLUGGING A TOILET THOUGH

(Source: hisjuliette)

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dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

image

IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

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